Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The air was thick with penises
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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