...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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