went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
