My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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