Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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