What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
please come you make the beer taste better
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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