So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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