Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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