i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
whose ass print is on the piano?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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