I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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