So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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