Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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