Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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