Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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