Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
honey bunches of taint.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
