My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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