What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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