If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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