so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
