dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Randomize
