the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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