Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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