You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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