I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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