Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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