For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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