You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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