I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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