You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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