sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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