I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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