I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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