As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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