Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
did you just send me my own nude
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Randomize
