I just cut my nipple shaving
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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