plz talk dirty to me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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