I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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