I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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