I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
im on a boat
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