Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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