and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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