So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Terrible idea I love it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
