Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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