the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We are two peas in an std pod
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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