I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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