Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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