garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So drunk its hurt
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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