Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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