Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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