Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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