Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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