so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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