Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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