I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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