that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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